| 111 | The Top 10 Most Outrageous Exercises I’ve Ever Seen Preview: In the course of my experience working and training in gyms, I’ve seen people doing some incredibly "interesting" exercises. Unfortunately, it’s usually because these people have not been properly instructed in exercise technique. Here are some of the t... (more) Published By: Nick Nilsson Submitted: 26 November,2002 |
| 112 | Don’t Blow Your Nose In The Water Fountain Preview: We all know the general rules of the gym: don’t drop the weights, wipe your sweat off the machines when you’re done, etc. But do you know all about the more "colorful", lesser known rules of the gym? NOTE: These rules are JOKES! If you ever see any of t... (more) Published By: Nick Nilsson Submitted: 26 November,2002 |
| 113 | The Lighter Side of Spam Preview: Every morning when sit down at the ole computer and go to check my email I know two things will happen. (1) I won't have received any new sign-ups in any of the hundreds of affiliate programs that 'guaranteed' me a massive downline and (2) I will have at... (more) Published By: Tim Ward Submitted: 04 December,2002 |
| 114 | Have PC-Will Crash Preview: This isn't the article that I was planning to write today. I had a totally different article in mind. Truthfully the article I was going to write was a whole lot funnier than this one. In fact I had already started typing the other, much funnier, a... (more) Published By: Tim Ward Submitted: 26 December,2002 |
| 115 | Front Porch Chat Preview: Hello porchers! I've been watching for y'all. Have a seat, and let's chat. So, tell me, are you working on those New Years' resolutions? Uh-huh, call me Miss Cleo, but I bet losing weight tops the list, right? My powers also tell me you're gonna need som... (more) Published By: Shellie Rushing Tomlinson Submitted: 04 January,2003 |
| 116 | Getting Back To E-Business Preview: It's that time of year again, folks. The calm after the holiday storm. All your relatives have finally gone home. You've settled back in at work after far too few days off. The kids are back in school. The neighbors have finally taken down those 1,253,8... (more) Published By: Tim Ward Submitted: 14 January,2003 |
| 117 | "Why So Many Bleep Words?" Preview: My family watched a lot of movies over the holidays; at least we tried to. It's about impossible to find good clean entertainment anymore. We did have a TV Guardian to bleep the bad words, but the poor thing was overworked. It bleeped itself into early r... (more) Published By: Shellie Rushing Tomlinson Submitted: 18 January,2003 |
| 118 | Silver linings are everywhere. Preview: Viagra. That one word packs a lot of punch. Let's face it; there is little that has been derided more than Viagra. On the talk shows, it has been the butt of more jokes than Michael Jackson and Saddam Hussein combined. For example: (OK, OK. I admit I wa... (more) Published By: David Leonhardt Submitted: 23 January,2003 |
| 119 | You Think You've Got Communication Problems Where You Work? Read This. Preview: Here are some maintenance log entries from a major airline – or so the email says, showing the problems reported by pilots (P) and solutions recorded by mechanics (S). It’s probably true. You couldn’t make these things up. P: Left inside main try almos... (more) Published By: Susan Dunn, M.A., The EQ Coach Submitted: 13 February,2003 |
| 120 | How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count the Spam! Preview: Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and I (like many men) am in a state of near panic. Because I'm married, I need to come up with some kind of Valentine's Day gift for my wife that conveys the feelings I have for her in the most romantic way possible. ... (more) Published By: Chuck Smith Submitted: 13 February,2003 |
| 121 | I Want a Cold! Preview: "Honey, can I have a cup of lemon tea," my wife asked me the other day. Normally, my wife doesn't ask me to do anything, knowing my laziness has no bounds. But my wife had a cold - a very bad cold. For most illnesses, my wife would just "suck it up"... (more) Published By: Chuck Smith Submitted: 20 February,2003 |
| 122 | THERE AWTAABEA LAW! Preview: THERE AWTAABEA LAW! BY LINDA LANDRY (c) We have rules for everything from grammar and spelling to traffic and behavior. The Internet is becoming 'ruled' as well. You become a SPA'MMER if you solicit your wares without permission. You are YELLING if you ... (more) Published By: LINDA LANDRY Submitted: 02 March,2003 |
| 123 | My Blood Pressure Was Fine Throughout (The state of the NHS) Preview: Ah, well, now, wasn’t that all very pleasant, eh? A few alco-pops to celebrate a year with my sweetheart, yes, an anniversary in other words, and, ooh, I feel a bit sick all of a sudden, and, oh, heck, I seem to be spewing black blood down the pan. Hmmm... (more) Published By: Holmes Charnley Submitted: 07 March,2003 |
| 124 | The Gardener, the Salsa, and a Day at the Ranch Preview: Once Upon a Time... A Gardener's Daydream The Gardener, the Salsa, and a Day at the Ranch Article by Rich Showalter Copyright © 2003 by ProGardenBiz ProGardenBiz, an online magazine http://www.progardenbiz.com This is a tale of a landscape contractor an... (more) Published By: Rich Showalter Submitted: 18 March,2003 |
| 125 | Pause o'Menses Preview: Want a word that’s ensured to illicit a myriad of comments, moans, groans, eye rolling and jokes? Menopause. Go ahead, say it out loud. Get used to it. If it hasn’t happened to you yet, trust me, it will; and trust me when I say “you’ll live”, you ... (more) Published By: D. Gustafson Submitted: 20 March,2003 |
| 126 | Tribute to Delores Preview: Summer’s almost here and it’s that time. Yes, you need a new bathing suit. No, no, no, now come on back here. That’s it. Just sit down and relax. Take a few deep breaths. C’mon, breathe in through your nose, now out through your mouth. Good girl. I un... (more) Published By: D. Gustafson Submitted: 20 March,2003 |
| 127 | Men and Their Little Friends Preview: I’ve never been able to quite get a grip on a man’s attitude towards his penis. Look it’s a body part. We all have body parts. But somehow, someway, the male penis has evolved to such an extent; it has developed its own personality, hell, its own life. I... (more) Published By: D. Gustafson Submitted: 20 March,2003 |
| 128 | I nearly Drove the Ruddy Fire Engine Myself Preview: Now then, those visitors already familiar with some of the other articles on the site will know that, yes, I found love last year, but it involved me taking on the role as step dad. I wasn't really up for that, to be honest. It can be best summed up as:... (more) Published By: Holmes Charnley Submitted: 18 April,2003 |
| 129 | 5 Ways To Tell If A Preschooler Is Living In Your House Preview: 1. You reheated the same cup of coffee three times this morning. 2. There is always one more person in your bed in the morning, than there was the night before. 3. You can’t imagine life without the Cartoon Network. 4. The lock on your bathroom door... (more) Published By: Deborah Shelton Submitted: 05 May,2003 |
| 130 | Top 10 Signs That You Have An Anger Problem Preview: Word wrap to 60, (145 words) ********************************************* 1. You display your middle finger on the dashboard before you start the car. 2. There are more holes in the walls of your house than there are craters on the moon. 3. You tho... (more) Published By: Newton Hightower Submitted: 16 May,2003 |