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171Hungry For Overkill
Preview: I don't have much time to watch television. Being the lazy person that I am, I usually let other people in the family do my watching for me. But some events are just so important that I have to watch them myself. Such was the case with the finals of th... (more)
Published By: David Leonhardt
Submitted: 27 November,2003
172That's the Christmas spirit
Preview: Last Christmas, Uncle Albert promised his neighbor, Wilson, to find a way to keep the Christmas spirit alive all year. You know, just like Wilson and everybody else wishes people each year. Yesterday I was checking my calendar. "Holy smokes! It's almost... (more)
Published By: David Leonhardt
Submitted: 17 December,2003
173I Am a Grinch
Preview: Last Christmas, Uncle Albert promised his neighbor, Wilson, to find a way to keep the Christmas spirit alive all year. You know, just like Wilson and everybody else wishes people each year. Yesterday I was checking my calendar. "Holy smokes! It's almost... (more)
Published By: David Leonhardt
Submitted: 17 December,2003
174A Visit from St. Customer... A Landscaper's Tale
Preview: A Visit from St. Customer... A Landscaper's Tale Article by Jack Stone Copyright © 2003 by ProGardenBiz ProGardenBiz, an online magazine http://www.progardenbiz.com 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the supply house, Not a creature was ... (more)
Published By: Jack Stone
Submitted: 20 December,2003
175The Magic Button That Earns $3,546 or more
Preview: Ever wonder how a "guru" earns $3,546 or more just by pressing a button? The first thing a newbie learns when landing on the Internet is that it is full of hype. Hype this. Hype that. But when you cut through the hype, there is one simple truth. If you ... (more)
Published By: Ron Pioneer
Submitted: 26 December,2003
176Good Soup?
Preview: Good Soup? If you want to get rave reviews on any soup you make, the first element is to make sure your loved one first has a long, steady diet of military food. Here’s our story: When my husband and I were first married, he was in the military and h... (more)
Published By: Valerie Garner
Submitted: 02 January,2004
177Revised: We are Going to Live on Mars
Preview: Good news is hard to come by these days. But alas there is one. Man will soon be living on the red planet Mars. The Journey started on a good foot. The space rocket Spirit successfully landed on the planet. It began photographing and digging up Mars ... (more)
Published By: Arthur Zulu
Submitted: 23 January,2004
178Marriage, Hollywood Style
Preview: Britney Spears' rapid walk down the aisle and subsequent annulment continued a long line of wild marriages in Tinseltown. The legendary union that began it all was between Silent Film Icons Douglas Fairbanks and Mary Pickford. Beneath the glamorous venee... (more)
Published By: Stephen Schochet
Submitted: 24 January,2004
179Trust - A poetic investigation, not hampered by commitee status.
Preview: Trust. We are here to listen, To every word you say, We will surely then glisten, What the mood is in this way, So many start to chatter, And forward on their views, Little knowing it wont matter, And will never make the news. We are all for truth, For... (more)
Published By: Malcolm James Pugh
Submitted: 06 February,2004
180Poetry to make you smile at stupidy rampant at present.
Preview: Utopia. My motorway is crumbling, With an enforced fifty limit, and what is even more humbling, Is there are speed traps in it, Still I use the extra petrol, Paying more tax as a result, Vainly seeking for a reason, Behind the latest congestio... (more)
Published By: Malcolm James Pugh
Submitted: 06 February,2004
181On Turning Sixty
Preview: Although it's brought me that much closer to transforming into worm food, I've found that turning sixty is not without its compensations. While it's true, for example, that my member isn't getting a proper supply of blood anymore—and that I can no lon... (more)
Published By: Robert Levin
Submitted: 15 February,2004
182The Prodigal Prince Fred, (Tasmanian Fred, Royal Spoiled Brat)
Preview: The Prodigal Prince Fred, (Tasmanian Fred, Royal Spoiled Brat) THE SETTING Luke 15:11 "There was a man who had two sons. Far away, long before children had beds, There lived a Tasmanian 'Devil' named "Fred" Prince Frederick the Fifth, Son of Frederick... (more)
Published By: Troy Nilsson
Submitted: 18 February,2004
183Consultant 2004
Preview: Santana rocks. About the Author Independant.... (more)
Published By: Bernard Romanycia
Submitted: 21 February,2004
184O. S. ARI - Some Anecdodes of Him -he was famous also for his wit and wisdom
Preview: ANECDOTES OF THE LATE O. S. ARI “ ...Ari’s voice, full of wit, filled the room... ” (Mustafa Dogrusoz in ’Kibris’ -5 February 1999) " ...He always wore a smile... " (Harid Fedai in 'Halkin Sesi' -27 December 1992) (In his newspaper columns [mostly be... (more)
Published By: eoa uk
Submitted: 23 February,2004
185Death Becomes Her
Preview: I had the funniest moment today. I called up a client only to hear the words, “Abby is no longer with us.” Pause. He then proceeded to say, “She hasn’t passed away, she’s just not with our company anymore. I didn’t want you to think she was dead.” I wa... (more)
Published By: Tamara Jong
Submitted: 02 March,2004
186Blair Bear - The Ultimate Teddy Bear.
Preview: blair bear and his missions. Here we see a Brown Bear. Looks cuddly doesnt he. But that is not always what Luigi needs in his bears, and useless in cold climates. Contrast this with Arctic Bear above, quite a large customer, but not much good in wa... (more)
Published By: Malcolm James Pugh
Submitted: 15 March,2004
187"Lots Of Fish In The Sea..."
Preview: Part One | by Jeremy Rizal S. Mary was dumped by her boyfriend. Everywhere that Mary went the gossip was sure to go. Her work mates were of no help whatsoever. When she got within hearing distance of them, they'd pretend to be nice to her. And he was ti... (more)
Published By: Jeremy Rizal S
Submitted: 20 March,2004
188Sequnned Suits & Platform Boots
Preview: Fancy coming up to my bedroom? There isn’t a chair but the bed’s comfy. You can lie down on it if you like but take the pink nylon bedspread off first or my ol’ lady’ll go bananas and knock you for six! So what do you think then? Do you like my room? I'... (more)
Published By: Sharon Jacobsen
Submitted: 04 April,2004
189Writing Fiction to Get Rich
Preview: WRITING FICTION TO GET RICH Copyright 2004, Michael LaRocca Some of us write simply because we can't not write. Ideas grab us, move us, and demand to be written. We strive to make it as real as we possibly can, to improve at our craft every day, hopeful... (more)
Published By: Michael LaRocca
Submitted: 09 April,2004
190The Litter Box Shuffle
Preview: Cat owners have a preoccupation with waste disposal that rivals only that of sanitation workers. Indeed, only a fellow cat lover could understand. The ultimate litter solution seems to elude us like the search for the Holy Grail. We know it's out there.... (more)
Published By: M.L. Scott
Submitted: 18 April,2004
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